The Top Marijuana Funny Quotes That You Should Know About
You should know that there are some of the weed quotes that are funny and ones that will make you to laugh and the following are some. It is important to know that when it comes to the best and funny weed quotes you cannot miss to hear is that by Martha Stewart that says “Of course I know how to roll a joint”.
Another quote that will make your day is that of the former American president Barrack Obama where he was quoted to say that “When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.
You should know that the other know person to make a hilarious quote about the weed is none other than Timothy Leary who said “They outlawed the No.1 vegetable on the planet.” Which is funny as it sounds.
The other funny and vulgar quote that you should know about is that by Bod Saget that says “Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck male organs for coke! You ever suck male organs for marijuana?” which makes sense to the users to the extent that the can go to have the weed and with that the lead buyer can hook you up.
When it comes to comes to the funniest even though not true quote Jay Leno will not be counted out as he had one of his own that states “Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; The ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.
You should know that the other quote that is funnier to read or hear is that by Steve Martin that gives all of the time that he used to take weed which makes it funny how he breaks down the time that he took it.
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago….All though the sixties I tested everything.” This was made by Bill Lee.
You should know that the other quote that will make your day when it comes to the weed quotes is that which was made by the two wrestlers Tatanka and Rob Van Dam where Tatanka stated that “In our culture, the native Americans, when two strangers come together… we smoke the peace pipe,” and to reply Rob Van Dam said that “Really? My people do the same thing,”
Ricky Williams was another person that also made a funny quote about weed where he said “I got high, and forgot wasn’t supposed to get high.”
You should know that the other funny quote about weed was from Tom Forcade where he said” There are only two dealers, Those who need forklifts and those who don’t.”